"..., or to be 99% sure, 13.2 billion years — as long as the time since the Big Bang signalled the start of our Universe."

Soooo.... There actually ARE infinite monkeys happily typing away... and they were finished in 1616.
They are now happily working on producing "Hamlet II - Not Dead Yet". The leftover work not being of Shakespeare's quality has since been quietly integrated as political guidelines and soon to come patent applications... (http://www.epo.org/topics/news/2010/20101130.html)

That would explain sooo much.